06. The little pallet is a Coaster - Joey Llama x AI

Verse 1 – The Build Up
On the table, small but strong,
A little pallet where your drink belongs.
Laser-cut clean, precise and true,
It’s more than a coaster — it’s a point of view!

Pre-Chorus
Oak, pine, maple, cedar, choose your wood,
Crafted to perfection, looking so good.
Simple, but genius, can’t you see?
The little pallet coaster’s destiny!

Chorus (stadium chant energy)
The little pallet is a coaster! (yeah, yeah, yeah!)
The little pallet is a coaster! (woo!)
No sticky glass, no water ring,
The gaps prevent that ugly thing!

The little pallet is a coaster! (raise it high!)
The little pallet is a coaster! (testify!)
Get it in a range of woods,
Laser-cut perfection, feels so good!

Verse 2 – The Pitch
Tiny forklift dreams, on your tabletop,
Put your drink on this, and let the worries stop.
It’s novelty, it’s classy, it’s rugged, it’s chic,
The pallet revolution’s what you seek!

Pre-Chorus
Not just a gimmick, not just a trend,
It’s form and function, start to end.
Raise your glass, the crowd will sing,
No condensation, no damn ring!

Chorus
The little pallet is a coaster! (yeah, yeah, yeah!)
The little pallet is a coaster! (woo!)
No sticky glass, no water ring,
The gaps prevent that ugly thing!

Bridge – Spoken Rant (Over Drum Build)

It’s a coaster.
But not just a coaster.
It’s a pallet for your glass,
a tiny stage for your drink.
Each gap is a hero,
fighting condensation,
so your table lives to see another day.
That’s right — laser cut. Precision made.
This is history on your table.

Final Chorus (Double Time)
The little pallet is a coaster! (sing it loud!)
The little pallet is a coaster! (join the crowd!)
Oak or pine, the woods await,
Laser dreams on your dinner plate!

The little pallet is a coaster! (yeah, yeah, yeah!)
The little pallet is a coaster! (woo!)
Raise your glass, it’s time to toast,
The little pallet coaster’s what I love most!